| D. M. o. c. k. C. r. a. z. y. | ... What Does It Stand For ??? | Home |
| D | ... is for | Democracy, Demo-publicans, and the Declaration of Independence. The Declaration of Independents from partisanship that Doesn't make sense. The Devalued stock market and 401Ks, Deficits, and the Declining Dollar; The Destruction of Trust, by Clergy, CEOs and Criminals in white collar. |
| M | ... is for | Multiple Monopolistic Mergers, and Media Mono-solidation, And the MBA Mismanagement of Mass Communication. The political Machinery that tries to Mangle our Malleable Democracy, By Making a Mockery of it with hyperbole and hypocrisy. |
| O | ... is for | Public Officials, Officialdom and Officialism: Oozing with Ominous, Opportunistic, Oscillating Obstructionism. Blind Obedience to the Old-fogey Old-boy network, party Organization, And party Overlords; like Ostriches; Outrageous Obsession with Party Obligation. |
| C | ... is for | Corruption: Corporate Corruption and Corrupt CEOs, And Corrupt Campaign Contributions; follow the money flows. Consolidation: Clear Channel Communi(sm)cation Crapaganda That tries to paint everything in black and white like a Chinese panda. |
| K | ... is for | K is for King George 43 of Krawford, Son of King George 41 of Kennebunkport, And the Knights of the Knee-Jerk Kongress, for which liberal-bashing is "sport". For terr0r1sts like Al Kida, N0rth K0rean regime, and Kabul Tally-ban, For terr0r1sts like the K1u K1ux K1an, way down in Alabam'. |
| C | ... is for | Congress, the opposite of Progress, taxing and spending our dollar bill. The CONniving CONgressMEN and CONgressWOMEN on Capitol Hill. The Consumer Confidence Game on Wall Street, rolling dice like a game of Crap. For Capitalism gone awry, becoming Crap-italism, and the digital / income gap. |
| R | ... is for | Republi-crats; for Right-wing Radio opinion-jockeys like Rush Limb0. For voter Registration and the Florida Attorney General bimbo (Kathleen H^RR^ss). For Rainy-Day surpluses now gone into the Red; follow the bouncing Rubber checks. Like Roulette wheels and Rubik's cubes, while CONgressMEN stack the decks. |
| A | ... is for | America ... love it or leave it ... or make fun of it, whether seldom or oft. Poking fun at Arrogance, Apathy, Armageddon, and J0hn Ashcr0f+. America the Beautiful, the Ugly American, illegal Aliens on our soil, Anthrax, Airport security, Automobiles, and our dependence on Arab oil. |
| Z | ... is for | Zany Zeroes, as in lots of '0's in Washington, DC, Spending lots of '0's, as in milli0ns and billi0ns in currency. Zip codes, Zebra-like bar codes, Zenith of PreZ-idential Power. Zionists, Zion National Park; When is King George's next Zero Hour? |
| Y | ... is for | Your tax dollars at work, working against YOU, please take note. What are You going to do about it? Well make sure You register and vote. Write a letter to the editor, the Prez-ident, or your CONgressMAN; don't be lazy. A letter might not make things better, but at least You won't go dmockCRAZY! |