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Crawford, Mars

After President G.W. Bush "43" finishes installing democracy in Iraq,
he will set his sights on
installing democracy on the planet Mars.
But inbetween, he'll definitely need some rest and relaxation,
or at least a "working vacation" in Crawford, TX (see below).
Eventually, by the time Mars is up and running,
Mr. Bush will have started building a "working vacation" home
in the newly "occupied" Crawford, Mars
(kind of like a pre-emptive squatter's rights sort of thing).
Plans also include building the Mars Memorial Hospital (you got to have
Health Care and Prescription Drugs on Mars, you know).


Crawford, TX

Downtown Crawford, Texas, U.S.A.


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