The "rest of the story" on Bush's Man-Date!

D. M. o. c. k. C. r. a. z. y.

... President Bush's Man-Date Song

Bush's Man-Date Song
Lyrics and Music by Mr. DMockCrazy, unCopyright (u) 2004

Dedicated in honor of President Bush's recently announced Man-Date (after the election, of course). Had he admitted that Vice PuppetMaster Dick Chainsaw is his Man-Date, then maybe those "moral issues" voters would have thought twice about casting their vote for the Red-State-Man---Date. As Paul Harvey would say, here's "the rest of the story"...

NOTE: This song Flop-Flips between the keys of A Major and A Minor, in honor of George W. Bush's own Flop-Flipping. If you put a capo on the 2nd fret of your guitar, you can play this Bush Ballad in the keys of B Major / B Minor.


Intro: | A | Am A | D7 | E7 |

          A          Am
Verse: In 2004, Bush was elected.

        E                   Am
All the Red States bowed and genuflected.

A                       Dm
Thank you, Purple State of Ohio?!!

           D7                 E7     A   Am A  D7   E7 A
Here's the rest of the story; Bush's Bio.



Verse: President Bush's Iraq Disaster,
And the Vice President-Puppetmaster;
Together, FOUR-MORE-YEARS, that's great!
Why not just call it a Man-Date.


        A                    F#m
Chorus: George Bush has got a Man-Date.

    D                E
The President's got a Man-Date.

    A              F#m
Oh, Dubya's got his Man-Date.

Bm       E7      F7#9       B7/f#
Bait and switch, switch and bait.

     F9        E9     A         Am A   Dm   E7 A
Dick Cheney is Bush's Man - - - Date.


Verse: Together before 9/11 Commission,
It was Dick Cheney who gave 'em permission.
Together, Man-Dated and testified;
Bush/Cheney Man-Dated, digressed and lied.



Verse: Crawford, Camp David or Kalamazoo?
For a weekend Man-Date rendezvous.
Bush and Cheney can take a long walk.
Dick can teach Dubya, how to, um ..., talk.


Chorus


Verse: Bush/Cheney "together", beat John Kerry.
Though both men are happily married.
Invite Lynn and Laura for a double-date.
But, Dick Cheney is Bush's Man - - - Date.


                 Dm                    A
Bridge: There's another man behind the curtain.

  Dm                       A
Advisor Karl Rove keeps on flirtin'.

A7                      Dm
Whisper sweet nothings; jacket box debate.

D7                      E7    A         Am A   Dm   E7 A
Cheney's jealous of the other Man - - - Date.


Chorus


Verse: Constitutional Marriage Amendment,
Campaign Bush did recommend it.
Election's over, so FaggitAboutIt!!!
Cheney's his main-man; JustThinkAboutIt!!!



Verse: The Religious Right has always been fond.
The Christian Coalition had been conned.
This Man-Dating thing is quite upsetting.
But it's OK; as long as there's no wedding!


Chorus

Ending: | Am A | Am A | A7 |


Lyrics and Music by Mr. DMockCrazy, unCopyright (u) 2004


Special Thanks:

To Presidential Ad-visor Karl Rove, the "other" Man---Date!

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