What is Democracy?
... Looks like Politicians in Washington DC need a refresher
course from one of their own .GOV websites!!!
Democracy Installer
... Westarted installing democracy
in (er uh, occupying) Iraq in 2003, and we are still at it, By George !!!
NOTE: Don't worry.
This does not actually install anything on your computer, it is merely a "parody" or simulation, based on a 2003-era Windows application software installation.
This parady was written in April 2003, and has been updated every year since, based on what has happened in the "ongoing" Iraq War (and occupation).
Archive: Dick Chainsaw's Four-Letter Song
... The VP must have had a 'bad day' at the office !!! ... New Verse added for the 2/11/2006 Quail Hunting Incident.
Why the U.S. is Exploring Mars ?
... Welcome to the pre-emptively occupied Crawford, Mars
!!!
Bush's Latest Man-Date
... I Wanna Hold Your Hand !!!
Bush's Man-Date Song
... The rest of the story !!!
Pre-emptive Voting
... Why wait until November 2, 2004 ?!?
FREE Election 2004 Virtual Bumper Stickers!
... Tell 'em to stick it ... on their car bumper !!!
Looking for WMDs ?
... Play the WMD Word Game (Word Match Derby) !!!
What is the
Club for
Horse Manure
(Growth?)
Up To?
... See their latest political attack ad-DIVERT-isement
!!!
Learn the Dissenter's Alphabet
... Now you know your ABC's ... Tell me what you think of
... Democracy ?!?
Democracy Installer2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 20082009 Upgrade Available !!!
(Order before July 4th for Deep Deficit Discount !!!).
We'll keeping upgrading our software for as long as it takes.
Sen. John McCain says it will take about 100 years.
So, if we have to, we'll outsource more computer programmers from India, China and Russia to get the job done ... whatever it takes to finally finish this "installation"!
You, yes YOU, can
Install Democracy
in just a few short minutes (once it's installed, it's up to
YOU to make it work).
You can also choose to Install Ethics and Honesty.
See why Installing Democracy is like Installing Software.
Thanks for voting in 2008.
Remember to vote again in 2010 and 2010.
Free
30-day trial
... just kidding, Democracy should be forever, and
it's never free.
Yes, it costs a lot, and yes you do hope to be truly free ...
someday!
Brought to you by DMockCrazy Software Solutions, Inc. (Incredible or
Incongruent, or something like that).