D  M  o  c  k  C  r  a  z  y     ... The Unbelievable State of American (USA) Democracy   

D. M. O. C. K. C. R. A. Z. Y.    What does it stand for ??? ...
What is Democracy? ... Looks like Politicians in Washington DC need a refresher course from one of their own .GOV websites!!!
Bush's Latest Man-Date ... I Wanna Hold Your Hand !!!
Bush's Man-Date Song ... The rest of the story !!!
Pre-emptive Voting ... Why wait until November 2, 2004 ?!?
Dick Chainsaw's Four-Letter Song ... The VP must have had a 'bad day' at the office !!!
FREE Election 2004 Virtual Bumper Stickers! ... Tell 'em to stick it ... on their car bumper !!!
Looking for WMDs ? ... Play the WMD Word Game (Word Match Derby) !!!
Why the U.S. is Exploring Mars ? ... Welcome to the pre-emptively occupied Crawford, Mars !!!
What is the  Club for  Horse Manure  (Growth?)  Up To? ... See their latest political attack ad-DIVERT-isement !!!
Learn the Dissenter's Alphabet ... Now you know your ABC's ... Tell me what you think of ... Democracy ?!?
Democracy Installer  2003 2004 2005 2006 Upgrade Available !!!
(Order before July 4th for Deep Deficit Discount !!!)

You, yes YOU, can Install Democracy in just a few short minutes (once it's installed, it's up to YOU to make it work).  You can also choose to Install Ethics and Honesty.  See why Installing Democracy is like Installing Software.  Remember to vote in 2006 (also 2008).

Free 30-day trial ... just kidding, Democracy should be forever, and it's never free.  Yes, it costs a lot, and yes you do hope to be truly free ... someday!  Brought to you by DMockCrazy Software Solutions, Inc. (Incredible or Incongruent, or something like that).

Also see Thomas Freidman's article on installing "Iraqi Software" (fee required) ... so try this "free link" instead!


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